Why do they put an 'S' in the word 'Lisp'?

And why is the word 'Dyslexic'(?) so hard to spell.
And why do banks charge you for having 'insufficient funds'?
And why does Chocolate make us feel better, and exercise worse? (or is that just me?)
And why is it SO hard to keep EVERYONE happy at the same time, with no exceptions?

I love being a hubby, and I really love being a Dad. My kids are great, even when they are naughty. And I do love my work, mostly.

I'm fine really, just running out of fans. At this rate, I'll need higher boots...