Valentines Day

A word of advice:

When buying your lovers' present, pay CASH

When wrapping your lovers' present, DON'T do it in the home

I know these are obvious things, but remember the formula; GUILT+PANIC= STUPIDITY

and the inverse correlation between perceived self-confidence and actual stupidity.

Just a pearl of wisdom passed onto me, I thought I'd throw out there to the universe...

Not condoning this behaviour, but I know monogamy is not for all.